How the fuck do some people get girlfriends/boyfriends so easily. Like wtf, do you just create them in your basement or what
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ask away! :)One time, Gatsby punched me in the face. It was awesome.
One time he met Warren G. Harding on a train, and he told him he was pretty.
I hear he does car commercials… In West Egg.
I hear his self-esteem’s insured for 20 dollars.
I hear his shirts are so beautiful… People cry over them.
Jay Gatsby is flawless.
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ask away! :)

